The Hightower Report
Corporate advertising pisses me off; and, the rich get richer
"...screens that many places are now putting above the urinals, so you can watch an ad as you ......"
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May 14, 2004 News Column by Jim Hightower
Day Trips: Potty Breaks
Alternatives to public restrooms when traveling
"...to bring your own potty with you. Some camping urinals don't take up a lot of room in the..."
July 17, 2020 Column by Gerald E. McLeod
Fourplay
These four stories of unabashed sexual intimacy are often funny, sometimes poignant, always unconventional and playfully erotic.
"...public restroom. Each character that steps up to the urinal grows more outrageous than the last until the facility..."
Feb. 8, 2013 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Up Too Early
Google Streetview Fashion Critique from Summit View
"...Who hasn't sidled up to the urinal at Emo's in a pair of Billabongs and felt..."
July 29, 2012 Chronolog Post by The Luv Doc
After A Fashion
Your Style Avatar repents for earlier anti-Renée Zellwegging, peanut butter, chocolate, and pee-pee
"...a photo of Jake Gyllenhaal relieving himself at a urinal after a screening of his new movie Source Code...."
March 18, 2011 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser
Luv Doc Recommends: Elvis Perkins in Dearland, Cold War Kids, and M. Ward
Auditorium Shores at the Long Center, Thursday, March 19, 2009
"...on crank and standing next to you at the urinal. If that actually happens, make sure to remind him..."
March 20, 2009 Column by The Luv Doc
Waiting ...
This frequently offensive and doggedly disgusting film about working in the restaurant industry is technically inept and wholly crude.
"...of raunch, Waiting … never aims higher than the urinal (indeed, one waiter’s inability to pee in public counts..."
Oct. 7, 2005 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
Day Trips
"...through his purging someone came in and used the urinal. The urinal user, not realizing he had company in..."
Aug. 21, 1998 Column by Gerald E. McLeod
Review: The Lost Well: Rock for Rent Vol. 1
"...of underground rock & roll than a grimy steel urinal, plastered with dozens of punk and metal band stickers?..."
April 1, 2022 Music Feature by Kevin Curtin
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, December 31 - January 6
"...1917, since it consisted entirely of a white porcelain urinal. Marcel Duchamp, the artist who presented it, was a..."
Dec. 31, 2021 Column by Rob Brezsny
The Luv Doc: An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific
"...will turn an empty Gatorade bottle into a makeshift urinal – but only if you were smart enough to..."
July 23, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc
Mohawk, Daniel Johnston, and Peelander Yellow Release NFTs on Emergent Online Marketplace
Austin music jumps into the collectable digital art trend
"...so I can own an authentic metal piss trough urinal in my future virtual reality abode...."
April 7, 2021 Music Post by Kevin Curtin
Day Trips: Ten Ways the Pandemic Affected Daytrippers
"...for all kinds of contagions. The use of personal urinal devices or the bushes didn't seem to affect the..."
Dec. 18, 2020 Column by Gerald E. McLeod
We Have an Issue: A Few Words About Our Redesign
Chronicle Editor Kim Jones talks about our new look and new features
"..."This Is Not a Urinal": Check out a photo gallery of playful, passive-aggressive, and..."
Jan. 31, 2020 Column by Kimberley Jones
Beto O'Rourke's Long, Hot Road to the Texas Primary
We report from the 2020 Democratic campaign trail on whether all the blue, sweat, and beers are worth it
"...flouting at the moment? Beto tells the reporters a urinal story – it may be real, but every male..."
Sept. 27, 2019 News Feature by Mike Clark-Madison
Luv Doc: Standard Waiting Period
Once you've broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach
"...people put your picture on a dartboard or a urinal cake. Some people Photoshop you out of all their..."
April 27, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Live reviews of Big Bill, Protextor, Black Fret Ball, and Margaret Moser’s memorial concert
"...give away some money," boomed the gentlemen occupying the urinal next to me at the Paramount Theatre last Saturday...."
Dec. 15, 2017 Music Column by Kevin Curtin
Downtown Puzzle: Live on Red River
Mayor’s plan envisions a brighter future for Downtown clubs
"...Seton rooting north of the strip, and the transient urinal known as Waller Creek slated for a fancy redesign,..."
Sept. 22, 2017 News Feature by Kevin Curtin
Abbott’s Executive Overreach
What all bills did the governor veto this time?
"...at county facilities for subsurface irrigation and toilet and urinal flushing. (Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston)..."
June 23, 2017 News Feature by Chase Hoffberger
Point Austin: Losing Control ... of Your Bladder
The Lege knows what's best for you and your privates
"...For starters, here's a couple more: Übermensch of the Urinal, Presiding Officer of Poo ... you get the idea...."
Dec. 16, 2016 News Column by Michael King
Letters to the Editor: Classic Cuts
35 years of "keeping it weird"
"...line off the bathroom sink, throwing up in the urinal, and screaming the lyrics to "Ace of Spades" in..."
Sept. 2, 2016 Features Feature by Danielle White
Poutine
Toronto duo's visas call Austin home
"...that you could unzip your fly to use a urinal...."
Oct. 10, 2014 Music Feature by Chase Hoffberger
Review: Oddball Comedy Festival
The very blue tour finale was beautifully, shamefully funny
"...flanking the stage – in front of the imagined urinal with a cacophony of prurient groans, moans, and all...."
Sept. 24, 2014 Arts Post by Russ Espinoza
Creating Change: Resting on Breasts and Peeing in Peace
Friday at the conference: Breastival Vestibule and bathroom salons
"...behind me, a line of brothers standing at the urinal. The melodious tinkle shocked, then warmed me. Someone giggled,..."
Feb. 1, 2014 Qmmunity Post by Abe Louise Young
UPDATED: Too Close for Comfort
Gay Victoria couple gets kicked out of club for two-stepping
"...of calamity happens. On a previous occasion, the trough-style urinal was clogged with the great dragon's blood. And that..."
Dec. 26, 2013 News Post by Brandon Watson
Emerging Foodscapes
Austin restaurants get serious about design
"...when design meant a champagne bottle in the men's urinal at Jean Pierre's Upstairs, and stodgy old Jeffrey's was..."
June 14, 2013 Arts Feature by Rachel Feit
The Luv Doc: Wormhole of Despair
Are you an emotional vomit bucket?
"...as you can that you’re uncomfortable with being a urinal. Besides, it’s a slippery slope: You start out trying..."
May 31, 2013 Column by The Luv Doc
The Luv Doc: Lutropublicaphobia
Ever enter a public restroom stall that looks like Leatherface just went berserk with a chainsaw on a pile of bloody meat, semen, snot, and excrement?
"...and excrement? Ever looked at the wall above the urinal and think that maybe Jackson Pollock painted it with..."
Nov. 16, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc
Football Prophecies
Extra-terrestrials and more highlight week six
"...in a day”; breaking out into song at the urinal trough with linebacker Alex Albright: “Feelin’ Albright … Albright!”..."
Oct. 11, 2012 Sports Post by Russ Espinoza
Naked City
News briefs from Austin, the region, and beyond
"...his way to the bathroom. Finally exhaling over the urinal, he responded to a neighboring refugee's offhand remark, "That..."
