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Dec. 16, 2005 Screens Column by Belinda Acosta
Trouble at the ME's Office
"...Daniels, noting that he'd found a "small segment of penis" and a small amount of urine in the bladder..."
Dec. 2, 2005 News Feature by Jordan Smith
Naked in Ashes
This documentary follows a group of spiritual voyagers through a series of pilgrimages and trips to Indian ashrams and holy festivals in order to create a portrait of the yogi life.
"...self-mortification. (Please do not ask me to describe the "penis-control exercise" undertaken by Shiv Raj Giri as a form..."
Nov. 25, 2005 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
Luv Doc Recommends: All Over the Map Hoot Night
Threadgill's World HQ -, Saturday, October 15, 2005
"...sprawled next to a vomit-splattered toilet with a huge penis drawn in sharpie on your forehead. Good times, eh?..."
Oct. 14, 2005 Column by The Luv Doc
Waiting ...
This frequently offensive and doggedly disgusting film about working in the restaurant industry is technically inept and wholly crude.
"...by rubbing foodstuffs on their genitals and playing the "penis-showing game." The elaborate rules of that game boil down..."
Oct. 7, 2005 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
The Man Who Fell to Earth and Bad Timing
Musicians make uneasy actors. With his directorial debut, 1970's 'Performance,' Nicolas Roeg characteristically tossed convention out the hotel window by casting Mick Jagger as one of the leads. He would follow up with David Bowie and Art Garfunkel.
"...content of the film is almost unimportant." Rip Torn's penis, also on display, might agree. Garfunkel's natural blondness is..."
Oct. 7, 2005 Screens Review by Raoul Hernandez
Phaedra's Love
Renaissance Austin Theatre Company's staging of 'Phaedra's Love' is not for the prudish eye, what with its incest, murder, rape, and graphic scenes that require splash guards
"...but feel that the whole play is centered around penis-envy, with a couple of acts of fellatio and an..."
Sept. 23, 2005 Arts Review by Patti Hadad
Naked City
A botched autopsy leaves medical examiner with "serious explaining to do"
"...Wayne Daniels – "there was a small segment of penis noted," he reported, and noted finding a small amount..."
Aug. 26, 2005 News Feature by Jordan Smith
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
A singularly dreadful example of what can happen when potentially capable comedians check their brains at a committee meeting and go slumming for dollars.
"...for example, you are a Chernobyl victim with a penis where your nose should be, and it’s very inconvenient..."
Aug. 19, 2005 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
About AIDS
Roll on that rubber
"...or skin. Perhaps no cuts or sores on the penis were necessary for HIV to get inside. Meanwhile, new..."
Aug. 5, 2005 Column by Sandy Bartlett
Luv Doc Recommends: The Vagina Monologues
Topfer Theatre at Zach, Saturday, May 7, 2005
"...to the superelasticity of the vagina. In comparison, the penis is just a badly shaped water balloon, a one-trick..."
May 6, 2005 Column by The Luv Doc
Saturday Sleepers
SXSW picks & sleepers
"...January. As their bio proclaims, "You don't need a penis to play rock & roll." – Darcie StevensTHE ROCKET..."
March 18, 2005 Music Feature
Nellie Blog
Why modern-day muckraker Ana Marie Cox couldn't
care less about her critics – or even, at times,
her audience
"...very processed. I spend hours agonizing about synonyms for "penis."..."
March 4, 2005 Screens Feature by Roger Gathman
Drive-by Truckers
Record review
"...Frank"), as were rambling Hood narratives like "The President's Penis Is Missing" and "The Night G.G. Allin Came to..."
Feb. 25, 2005 Music Review by Christopher Gray
Naked City
Headlines and happenings from Austin and beyond
"...stage, acted really drunk, then flopped a big rubber penis out of his pants and told everyone he was..."
Nov. 12, 2004 News Feature by Mike Clark-Madison
Me Talk Dirty One Day
Bryan Poyser and Jacob Vaughan come clean on their 'Dear Pillow'
"...JP: Dusty says, "Write for the penis."..."
Sept. 3, 2004 Screens Feature by John Pierson
One More Time for Lugo, Canchola
Constable candidates expect a close contest in the April 13 run-off
"...candidate has the larger, tougher, and more conservative Republican penis. Thousands of disenfranchised Austin liberals weep...."
April 2, 2004 News Feature by Mike Clark-Madison
Postmarks
Our readers talk back.
"...really ought to run an ad offering circumcision or penis enlargement services on the same page. I believe it..."
March 19, 2004 Column
PFFR
"...on an animated purple chipmunk with a giant ejaculating penis to access their Web site, perhaps it's best not..."
March 19, 2004 Music Review by Greg Beets
Doesn't Like Ad
"...really ought to run an ad offering circumcision or penis enlargement services on the same page. I believe it..."
March 11, 2004 Postmarks
We Should All Try to Give Guidance to Troubled Youth
"...ignorant in thinking that guiding a "female with a penis" toward a transgendered lifestyle is to lead her/him through..."
March 3, 2004 Postmarks
50 First Dates
Drew and the Sandman team up once more to make Valentine's weekend box-office dollars.
"...of bronzer) who says dumb shit like calling a penis a "poi-poi." I don’t use the word "racist" lightly,..."
Feb. 13, 2004 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
Page Two
Meditations on memory, politics, and sexuality, brought on by the Beach Boys.
"...bar table one night, dropped his pants, grabbed his penis, and screamed, "It may be small but it's potent."..."
Dec. 26, 2003 Column by Louis Black
After a Fashion
Stephen gets on all fours for the holidays. You heard it here first.
"...ecplecticos, which is Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Being such a great swimmer and so, ahem, divinely..."
Dec. 19, 2003 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser
Lansdale Unraveled
How a cult director translated a cult author to craft a surefire cult favor
"...of the character of Elvis having cancer on his penis. I thought I had to somehow eliminate that to..."
Oct. 24, 2003 Screens Feature by Marc Savlov
After a Fashion
How badly did Stephen's illustrious editor screw up his column last week? You'll just have to read to see -- but trust us, it's worth it, if only for the amazing list of haute fashion events listed herein. Your social calendar will thank you.
"...(the vehicle that says, "Yes! I have a tiny penis!"). And this whole recall bodes ill for any elected..."
Oct. 17, 2003 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser
Leave No Child Behind
In a an excerpt from their new book, Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose expose Bush's No Child Left Behind policy as an educational Enron.
"...that gave you tort reform, H. Ross Perot, and penis-enlargement options on executive health plans, we're obliged to warn..."
Oct. 3, 2003 News Feature by Louis Dubose
Naked City
The alleged victim of a sexual assault by a former UT police officer sues the university for negligence
"...for a "threesome," and showed her pictures of his penis while the two were on a "tour of campus..."
Aug. 29, 2003 News Feature by Jordan Smith
TV Eye
The Man Show might be more manly with the addition of Austin-based Sacred Cow Productions' Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan, but Belinda Acosta wonders if it will be any more watchable.
"...guy," who counsels Stanhope in song to "Follow Your Penis' Heart." Studio audience members will be invited to play..."
Aug. 15, 2003 Screens Column by Belinda Acosta
Postmarks
Our readers talk back.
"...one meaning, the primary entry states that schmuck means penis. The word is considered taboo and should not be..."
