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"...filmmaker Richard Linklater's indie watershed Slacker. "We had the penis reconstruction video, the strobe lights, the fire, the naked..."

"...shiny, watermelon boobs and hairless nethers who straddle anaconda-sized penises spewing ropy fountains of shimmering jiz? Maybe you’re especially..."

"...deceased, casts of Sasquatch footprints, and Anton Szandor LaVey's penis pump. Among other strange things. And Jenny herself, she's..."

"...of African-American phallic superiority (Welcome Home features a surrealistic death-by-penis-strangulation scene worthy of Buñuel) and then turned around and..."

"...… and your drink of choice … and your penis size. This is the kind of emotional flippancy and..."

"...gave me was when you travelled down my penis and into your..."

"...his precious sprog saw a cartoon drawing of Picasso's penis. For a list of available books, see www.freecomicbookday.com...."

"...women performed The Dick Monologues. Why "Dick" and not "Penis" as like The Vagina Monologues? I see this as..."

"...music videos (SY’s “Death Valley 69,” King Missile’s “Detachable Penis”), art shows, and zines, but he always kept at..."

"...to help you iron the wrinkles out of your penis on that special night (unless, of course, your penis..."

"...Schwartzman’s Ringo Starr is truly inspired). And when the penis jokes linger (which is often), it’s apparent that the..."

"...who occasionally dabbled in heterosexuality when they weren’t carving penis sculptures and nude oil wrestling. In recent years, civilization..."

"...real meaning of the word "dork" is "a whale's penis."..."

"...to go under the knife to surgically install a penis gun, the movie kicks in to gear and never..."

"...going to see an unfiltered image of an upright penis. I confess to pausing on one scene, just so..."

"...there's some commie posters, him in blackface, a giant rainbow-penis thingy, and that huge doo-doo starfish hovering above it..."

"...as: Did Wyclef have a burning sensation in his penis? Why did he keep pinching it? Did Shakira's metal..."

"...the stitched sash, cinching the knot tight around his penis: as he lay listening, there was little left to..."

"...leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion, and homosexuality. That's why most of the..."

"...imaginary cigarettes; just enough to turn a respectably sized penis into a tiny, wrinkled, shriveling turtle neck or full..."

"...Sheila Albertson in Waiting for Guffman on her husband's penis-reduction surgery. You play "plastered" so convincingly. Have you seen..."

"..."I want to find out what happened to your penis.") At home, Hoffman's 25-year marriage is dead on the..."

"..."Boys Wanna Be Her." There were props (an inflatable penis that inevitably went limp during "Slippery Dick"; plastic breasts..."

"...called Jane's Addiction. However, someone has Sharpied a menacing penis onto the Nothing's Shocking poster that hangs at the..."

"...his grandmother a very rich woman) and a magic penis. Women are inexplicably drawn to him, lower themselves onto..."

"...a picture on some Web site somewhere with a penis scrawled on your head with magic marker...."

"...to go up and down as perfunctorily as his penis. Scenes are drained of drama, psychology, and, ultimately, import...."

"...a big man, 8) almost like having a big penis, 9) big bonanza for gun thieves, 10) harmless way..."

"...her skin to reveal what's left of where her penis used to be. "I didn't like to look at..."