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"...Yes, there have been some mulligans – like the..."

"...Albert. Nine. That makes a very strong argument for penis piercing as an effective fertility treatment. And really, how..."

"...still have music. He’s found gems such as Edward Penishands, Deep Space 69, and Titty Slickers in his quests...."

"...dogs, and apes – have a bone inside their penis, called the baculum. The shape of this bone helps..."

"...Life itself begins with a miraculous, but extraordinarily ungraceful..."

"...Marijuana, however, despite being enjoyed by pasty-skinned folks since..."

"...is a merciless redecorator. I have seen uncircumcised 60-year-old penises that look better than an octogenarian neck. I imagine..."

"...just need to be a nice guy without a penis...."

"...2) Maybe, when you go to the Russian House,..."

"...identity with his love for this woman with a penis...."

"...on the prompt Spiro Agnew. Cavett’s response: grow a penis. “I didn’t know Spiro Agnew,” Hill said. “But I..."

"...that features songs like "Period Sex" and "The First Penis I Saw."..."

"...order to save his hide, but his pesky uncircumcised penis keeps becoming a dead giveaway. Director Agnieszka Holland would..."

"...write down, and then erase, her most private thoughts (“penis fly swatter”); roly-poly middle child Gene (Eugene Mirman), a..."

"...Though I give them props on their acting/sincerity, I..."

"...up like giant vaginas, and we had these two-foot-tall penis columns in the back. Everyone’s wearing togas and shit,..."

"...First of all, I think you may be overreacting..."

"...animal horn that only covered the head of the penis...."

"...me to believe that at some point an 8-inch penis is going to unspool from his stained cotton sweatpant..."

"...Kindergarten Cop, a small child declares: "Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina." That's something Atherton (Ky.)..."

"...including someone flagging his Twitter profile for featuring hand-drawn penis art, which caused his short-lived suspension...."

"...Happy new year, gentle reader, and welcome to the..."

"...One cautionary note, however, is that if you're going..."

"...responsible for) a weird maelstrom of bullshit artists, misshapen penises, disco, farts, amateur detectives, horrible sweaters, and, of course,..."

"...Dear God – you've actually been dishing out some..."

"...I got sick on the plane ride back from..."

"...monster who’s covered in grease and has an 18-inch penis that looks like a dead chicken...."

"...We're living in the post-fall environment. Eve bit the..."

"...woman responded simply by saying, "I don't have a penis and I love guns," but others weren't so calm...."

"...marital trust, Minnie Riperton lip-syncing routines, ringtones, underwear style, penis size, and overall syntax...."