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"...through the hips and butt, the pants grabbed the crotch, creating serious camel toe, accentuated by a selection of..."

"...much-needed and queerly refreshing grab right in the aural crotch? (We assume you already know what that – aural..."

"...is the Forever Lazy but a dress with a crotch seam? That’s right, friends, no more mismatched separates for..."

"...Sure, there were other diseases that would rot your crotch with greater rapaciousness, but ultimately they were all curable..."

"...Do the same on each side of the never-in-danger-of-being-violated crotch. Yes, the crotch...."

"...a wall like she's magnetized at the belt, her crotch a new center of gravity...."

"...This week, look for "30 Covers of Note" (Bible crotch, anyone?), selected by current Chronicle Art Director/Production Manager/all-around-champion artist/designer..."

"...say, "Mommy, what's that?" while pointing up to his crotch. You know?..."

"...expensive Austin real estate remain untainted by the hot crotch of greed? How could it maintain its innocence? Well,..."

"...a corner just because you can't think outside the crotch. How about someone with a more diverse skill set?..."

"...of licking and pouting and caressing and the widest crotch shot of a panty-clad Michele that I would ever..."

"...dude-heavy, and one guy up front kept grabbing Pink's crotch. Understandable. I mean, he did invent chillwave...."

"...Dan (everything from aiming the lawn sprinkler at his crotch to knocking him about in a portable toilet, although..."

"...I hope those Dockers have extra room in the crotch, dicks...."

"...or 4-inch, come-fuck-me pumps (that work perfectly with your crotch-high nurse outfit, fake lashes, and press-on nails). As you..."

"...Festival. They might not do a lot of microphone-stand crotch-rubbing, but rest assured: These bands know how to move...."

"...Foot on the monitor, double devil horns, microphone stand crotch rub, gratuitous drum solo, never-ending narcissistic guitar solo, "What?..."

"...to midnight for a pep rally with 80's revivalists Crotch Rock It. Free admission with period-appropriate garb, so break..."

"...video for...Cucchini! It's like Dr. Scholl's orthotics for the crotch! Yeah, I've got your painful arch!..."

"...to howl in pain, rip the machine from his crotch, and toss it away before it causes any real..."

"...all times; teenager Matt is a defensive mess of crotch-grabbing and curse words. And despite the humorous digs, 12..."

"...out in advance. You don't want to let your crotch arrange for your ride home. Sure, you're in control..."

"...throne, the singer’s blazing blue eyes and not her crotch held your gaze with tractor beam force. At close..."

"...Jesus shimmies down the landing ramp, throwing ass, thrusting crotch, flashing his godly white overbite, grooving like the son..."

"...us, before anyone could say, "Cheese," José squawked, "Nice crotch. I bet he works well on his knees."..."

"...club to the head or a spear to the crotch was all it took to get a laugh. Pic..."

"...973-8521. www.centraltexasharleyroundrock.com. Central Texas Powersports With great anticipation, this crotch-rocket haven looks to the July opening of its brand-spanking-new..."

"...room here for the dirty-bird chortles of "Yompi the Crotch-Biting Sloup" and the earnest, gosh-wow inventiveness of PEU’s “Western..."

"...humped the stage. Say what you will about Head's crotch grabbing bravado, the Texan soul shouter can still fire..."

"...sits at the edge of a bathtub, clutching her crotch. "Dentata," she hisses, her voice trembling in fear and..."