The Luv Doc: Grabbing Crotch
How to cure your attention deficit
"...guy you want to notice you and grab his crotch. Solved. Next question. Oh wait … you’re too shy..."
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May 24, 2013 Column by The Luv Doc
Luv Doc: Drop Crotch
The difficult conversations we don't have are often the ones that alter the course of our lives
"...him so. A few years back he started wearing drop-crotch joggers. They were not my favorite, but I didn't..."
March 15, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc
Little Man
If you can accept the very idea of Shawn Wayans’ face on the body of an infantilized baby-man in diapers, who’s to care about the quality of anything else in the movie?
"...seen a lot of people get hit in the crotch. Please don’t ask me why filmmakers find crotch injuries..."
July 21, 2006 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
Wagons East
"...lot of them focus on the groin (knee in crotch, boot in crotch, cactus in crotch, etc.). The low..."
Sept. 2, 1994 Movie Review by Robert Faires
Max Keeble's Big Move
"...though none are the least surprising; the first risible crotch injury arrives about a minute into the film. Pity..."
Oct. 5, 2001 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?
"...them "joggers" if you like, but your comically saggy crotch is still waging war on even the most remedial..."
June 17, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc
Biker Boyz
"...instead we get a lot of guys on gnarly crotch rockets whipping back and forth down dull-as-dust straight-aways. With..."
Jan. 31, 2003 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Bully
"...in the constant throes of sex and his ever-present crotch shots (particularly aimed at Phillips). (Bully's distributors have decided..."
July 27, 2001 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Baise-Moi
"...I applaud it, but Baise-Moi shoots itself in the crotch by dint of its sheer amateurishness. Shot on digital..."
July 27, 2001 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
"...focus on mud-wrestling females (I kid you not) and crotch shots of the various fighting beauties and you have..."
Nov. 28, 1997 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"...spy-film style like Gert Frobe's laser on Sean Connery's crotch. His Powers is a cheeky hipster, all go-go lingo..."
May 9, 1997 Movie Review by Robert Faires
Dennis the Menace
This film adaptation is based more on the TV series than on the comic strip.
"...physical gags abound, much of it out of the catastrophic-crotch-mishaps school of humor. There's a kind of cartoon logic..."
June 25, 1993 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
The Luv Doc: Normally a Dog Lover
The personal grooming equivalent of buying a crotch rocket
"...coil. It's the personal grooming equivalent of buying a crotch rocket. It just screams IDGAF – only without the..."
July 31, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc
Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula
Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins
"...under the covers and pulled down his underwear his crotch smelled so bad I wanted to vomit, so instead..."
Feb. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc
Agnes
Sleazy, sexy, bawdy and surprising look at religion, lust, and power
"...a hunk of fresh meat. Reece frames shots at crotch level (as Henry Kissinger famously said, power is the..."
Dec. 10, 2021 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker
The Luv Doc: The Worst Thing
Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date
"...Apply mascara? Pluck that errant nose/ear/eyebrow hair? Scratch your crotch? Fart? OK, those last two shouldn't be classified as..."
June 4, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc
Creem: America’s Only Rock & Roll Magazine
The true story of the underdog music rag that lived (and died) rock
"...Fake beer brands, star cars, crotch shots – a boy’s life unfolded, according to co-writer..."
Aug. 7, 2020 Movie Review by Raoul Hernandez
A Simple Wedding
A slightly contemporary update to a very traditional rom-com
"...jeans with a giant menstrual blood stain in the crotch. It’s still a meet-cute, and one of many conventions..."
Feb. 14, 2020 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker
The Luv Doc: Your Annoying Boyfriend
You should never ignore patterns
"...tell you this. You ignore a pattern, and your crotch zipper ends up in your armpit. If you ignore..."
June 7, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc
The Sisters Brothers
A murderers’ row of great actors in this contract killer Western comedy
"...the freedom of being second-billed). Charlie rides his horse crotch-first and kills without compunction. Eli moves through the world..."
Sept. 28, 2018 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
Skate Kitchen
Hybrid narrative/doc gets to the heart of NYC skater life
"...After a gnarly accident involving her deck and her crotch gets the introverted 18-year-old skate rat Camille (the excellent..."
Aug. 17, 2018 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
The Good Eye: Dance Dance Party Party Reboot Reboot
Get down with your bad self sans fear of crotch-leeches
"...floor is often perceived as an invitation to aggressive crotch-leeches. It only takes a few Jägerbomb-emboldened dude-bros mistaking your..."
July 11, 2014 Column by Amy Gentry
The AggreGAYtor: September 12
Your daily dose of LGBTQ news
"...gossips say that Rihanna and Katy Perry are playing “crotch games.”..."
Sept. 12, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson
The Luv Doc: Not Getting Used
Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night
"...here is weeping meth scabs and a persistently itchy crotch. Did her head occasionally spin around 360 degrees and..."
June 8, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc
Food paired w/ Wine paired w/ Rock & Roll?
Noise Pop & graffEats have you covered, body & soul.
"...much-needed and queerly refreshing grab right in the aural crotch? (We assume you already know what that – aural..."
March 8, 2012 Music Post by Wayne Alan Brenner
Cutting Up Old Clothes No. 147: Shop Your Closet!
Sometimes a forsaken schmatte can be salvation
"...Do the same on each side of the never-in-danger-of-being-violated crotch. Yes, the crotch...."
Sept. 7, 2011 Design Post by Anne Harris
Furry Vengeance
In this kids' film, creatures of the forest rebel when a housing development threatens their forest home.
"...Dan (everything from aiming the lawn sprinkler at his crotch to knocking him about in a portable toilet, although..."
April 30, 2010 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
The Animation Show 4
Mike Judge is back with a brand new collection of short animated films, and it's premiering here in Austin.
"...room here for the dirty-bird chortles of "Yompi the Crotch-Biting Sloup" and the earnest, gosh-wow inventiveness of PEU’s “Western..."
April 25, 2008 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
The Comebacks
A comedy spoof of inspirational sports films.
"...– and then dropped a bowling ball on his crotch. You know: comedy...."
Oct. 26, 2007 Movie Review by Josh Rosenblatt
License to Wed
A couple seeks connubial advice from a celibate with an affinity for Popeye impressions.
"...that revolves mainly around his getting hit in the crotch and suffering undeserved public humiliation. Outnumbered and out of..."
