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Smells Like Money

Before his late-night La Zona Rosa set, Dave Chappelle name-checked Mike Jones, Kanye West, and Snoop Dogg, as well as el chupacabra, OJ, and crystal meth at his uproarious Frank Erwin Center stop last Sunday, but he spent much of the hour on another topic. "Do gynecologists get in trouble for smelling their fingers during an exam?" he wondered. When not explaining the ins and outs of "ninja-style" masturbation, Chappelle also noticed the bountiful gifts of some of his fans: "Whoever said everything's bigger in Texas must've meant titties."