Volume 30, Number 31
ON THE COVER:
news
Our nominees for Capitol expendables
April Fools' can't compete with this year's legislative follies
BY MICHAEL KING
Council weighs giving one company the entire heap
BY WELLS DUNBAR
Naked City
Citizens' calendar, March 31-April 7
Days numbered for hundreds of teachers, staff
BY RICHARD WHITTAKER
LEGELAND
The tolls of a take-no-prisoners budget year
BY RICHARD WHITTAKER
Making progress toward a Flying Spaghetti Monster Studies department
BY LEE NICHOLS
Carry on campus bill spurs friendly fire concerns
BY JORDAN SMITH
Voter ID passes
BY LEE NICHOLS
City seeks input on proposed rail project
BY LEE NICHOLS
MetroRail made it 367 days without a crash
BY LEE NICHOLS
Candidates field questions from Austin Neighborhoods Council
BY WELLS DUNBAR
Don't Mess With Librarians; and Rising Economy, Downward Mobility
BY JIM HIGHTOWER
food
The best of the 26th annual Texas Hill Country Wine & Food Festival
BY VIRGINIA B. WOOD
Four words: Texas straight bourbon whiskey
BY VIRGINIA B. WOOD
Foodie events for April 2-5
BY VIRGINIA B. WOOD
music
How do you contain an international music festival? Build a dome, and they will calm.
BY AUDRA SCHROEDER
Sifting through the Austin sound ordinance, paying final respects to Pinetop Perkins, and catching up with Explosions in the Sky
BY AUSTIN POWELL
Live Shots
screens
AFS Essential Cinema explores the films of Ousmane Sembène
BY MARJORIE BAUMGARTEN
Turk Pipkin's continuing adventures in making the world a better place
BY MARC SAVLOV
An April shower of Muppets programming at the Alamo Ritz
BY KIMBERLEY JONES
Screens Reviews
In praise of TV that takes its time
BY BELINDA ACOSTA
Film Reviews
A ragtag symphony orchestra travels from Moscow to Paris under false pretenses in this film that won a César award for its music.
Wimpy kid, wimpy movie.
Four strangers are summoned to a rich man's island in this Bollywood thriller.
Some films are saccharine, but Hop is pure sugar – processed sugar.
Insidious, from the original Saw team, lacks thrills and originality.
This PG-13 remix (of a film we liked considerably upon its initial release) does nothing more or less than mute and/or modify the king's utterance of the four-letter vulgarity that earned the film its initial R rating.
After 20 years and a loss of memory, a father and son learn to reconnect over the music of the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan.
This Cannes Grand Prix winner is a spellbinding tale of Trappist monks amid Algerian civil chaos and finding purpose in faith.
Rubber is a movie about a sentient, telekinetic, and homicidal tire on a rampage.
These strangers on a train are players in a gripping science fiction roundelay.
In this visually compelling but narratively bankrupt action fantasy, an institutionalized young girl finds escape through her vivid imagination.
arts & culture
Before the baton goes up, conductors have to know the score – every note of it
BY ROBERT FAIRES
A pair of new visual-arts showplaces gives the art of the camera its due
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Giving 'keys to the city' a whole new meaning
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Festivals, galleries, and museums join forces to celebrate visual art all month long
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Forklift Kickstarts Trash 2, and Austin artists get to hit the boards
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Arts Reviews
For their debut, the Exchange Artists have created an engaging fairy tale of a show
The Present Company's debut with an open-air staging of the Bard's comedy is magical
The mixed program offers a rich variety of dance that defies easy summation
columns
As they abandon their platform, Republicans threaten to take government down with them
BY LOUIS BLACK
Elizabeth Taylor: heavenly star
BY STEPHEN MACMILLAN MOSER
Sometimes Gay Place even overwhelms itself
BY KATE X MESSER
Caddo Lake State Park is one of the most unique environments in the state, and it has a beauty all its own
BY GERALD E. MCLEOD
Orchidometer, polystyrene cups, Liz Taylor, etc.
BY MR. SMARTY PANTS
Little Longhorn Saloon, Friday, April 1, 2011
BY THE LUV DOC
Letters to the editor, published daily
sports
Fans afforded chance to purchase player-used lockers
BY MARK FAGAN
It's the frantic season for soccer fans (and players)
BY NICK BARBARO