Volume 23, Number 37
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features
Join us as we head for the beach the one here in Austin and the one on the Gulf!
BY KATE X MESSER
news
The beleaguered Texas Funeral Service Commission once again finds itself mired in controversy
BY ROBERT BRYCE
Envision Central Texas begins the long, slow journey toward implementation
BY MIKE CLARK-MADISON
Despite plenty of reasons to go slow, the agency and its developer friends are in a big hurry
BY AMY SMITH
Shocking scenes of consensus unfold right before the City Council's eyes
BY MIKE CLARK-MADISON
Headlines and happenings from Austin and beyond
BY MIKE CLARK-MADISON
This week's elections set the stage for years of citizen butt-kicking to come
BY MIKE CLARK-MADISON
With the special session nearly gone, the goal continues to recede
BY MICHAEL KING
The upper house dawdles (thank God) as the special session clock ticks
BY MICHAEL KING
Corporate advertising pisses me off; and, the rich get richer
BY JIM HIGHTOWER
food
The Bitter End's Environmental Pale Ale is ready just in time for the Teas Craft Brewers Festival
BY WES MARSHALL
Austin's all over the TV, and Austin chefs are all over the place
BY VIRGINIA B. WOOD
music
All of a sudden, it's cool again to play other people's songs not to mention fun!
BY DARCIE STEVENS
Phases and Stages
Mouthful of Love
Dreamland
Anyway
Human Hand, Animal Band
All in a Day
Live shot
screens
John Waters on tour, in Austin
BY MARC SAVLOV
How Morgan Spurlock's 'Super Size Me' took a giant bite out of the fast-food industry
BY PETER DEBRUGE
Is the film festival still all good in the hood?
BY MARJORIE BAUMGARTEN
Nude models, big awards, big movies, dead rock stars. Just another week in Austin film.
BY MARC SAVLOV
Friends is dead. Long live Friends. Now, can we move on?
BY BELINDA ACOSTA
Screens Reviews
Film Reviews
Despite the title of this sugar-coated fluffbomb of an urban romantic comedy, precious few rules are broken, cinematically speaking, during its quick, painless 90 minutes.
A movie about a Christian pilgrim and chance, temptation, and illusions’ protection.
Mega-author John Grisham wrote and financed the making of this Little League baseball film starring Harry Connick Jr.
In his cheeky but incendiary documentary about our fast food nation, Morgan Spurlock chronicles the deterioration of his body after a 30-day "McDiet."
This big-budget adaptation of The Iliad tries mightily, but the end result is the sound and fury of Homer undone.
A finely observed moral drama from Scottish filmmaker David Mackenzie, one of the rare directors who is equally adept at composition and working with his actors.
arts & culture
The full list of nominations for the 2003-2004 Austin Critics Table Awards, recognizing outstanding achievements in local theatre, dance, classical music, and visual art
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Brendon Walsh, now officially the Funniest Person in Austin, talks comedy
Bring cans of food to the ballet for a prize in return, holdovers for 'Stadium Devildare' and 'Noises Off,' and it's time for the O. Henry Pun-Off and the Capital City Men's Chorus midnight cabaret
Austin artists and agencies will receive a total of $891,200 in the latest round of federal funding from the National Endowment for the Arts
Arts Reviews
In Six Mexicans Named Gonzalez, writer-performer Adrian Villegas is not afraid to confront American racism and spit in its ghoulish eye and he's pretty damned funny as he does it
AquaPoint is not overly arresting, but if you're leisurely walking the grounds of the Austin Museum of Art at Laguna Gloria, Damian Priour's limestone arrow dripping water is hard to walk by without pausing
Blending eerie reminiscence and the trappings of outright hostility, Vortex Repertory Company production of Ghost From a Perfect Place feels as if it ought to be more provocative than it is
columns
Fighting a traditional war in Iraq dooms us to failure; knowledge and understanding are the real weapons of the future
BY LOUIS BLACK
Our readers talk back.
Stephen hails a 'couple' of designers and gets down with the Johnson clan
BY STEPHEN MACMILLAN MOSER
The world’s smallest catholic church is right here in Warrenton, Texas
BY GERALD E. MCLEOD
Ailing Americans, amateur axe-wielders, and active agua areas
BY MR. SMARTY PANTS
Is high-fructose corn syrup worse for us than other sweeteners?
BY JAMES HEFFLEY, PH.D.
New Warnings About Erection Drugs!
BY SANDY BARTLETT
The United States military is moving inevitably toward reinstating the draft
BY MICHAEL VENTURA
, Saturday, May 15, 2004
BY THE LUV DOC
Letters to the editor, published daily
sports
BY NICK BARBARO