Going After Marathon Is Uncool

Dear Editor,
    To quote Jed Clampett, “Weee doggie!” Lady, you may have unleashed a shitstorm upon yourself like no other ["Marathon Community Needs to be More Considerate," "Postmarks " online, Feb. 15]! Going after our beloved Austin Marathon is very uncool. I am anxious to see whether the running community will be gentle with you, rip you a new one, or simply ignore you.
    What I know is that the marathon is a 26.2-mile race, and there is only one marathon per year in Austin. It happens like clockwork every year. You should plan accordingly or continue to be frustrated. Better yet, sign up to finish one yourself! The marathon changed this average Jane’s life, and I know it will do the same for you. You walked home, didn’t you? Well, that’s where it begins.
    The Austin Marathon is so beloved, spectacular, powerful, and produces so much positive energy that if this city crumbled down around us, thousands would still show up, around the second Sunday in February, to participate. Also, it shouldn’t be moved to some remote location. That’s absurd. Rather, I think it should be expanded to an ultramarathon!
    We watched from the sidelines this year. We saw the leaders, the final finishers, and everyone in between. I know I gained a pound of muscle just watching the darned thing. For sure my heart was made stronger seeing all those people achieve the dream!
    Finally, in regard to who gets listened to in this town, it better be this taxpaying citizen. I will take it to the streets if anyone tries to take away my Austin Marathon! Heck, I’m already planning for 2010, and I expect the marathon to be there, the second Sunday in February, when I show up. If not, there will be hell to pay!