Are You Kidding Him?

RECEIVED Mon., June 30, 2008

Dear Editor,
    OK, I am now convinced that Barack Obama is a terrorist. The nominee is planning on bringing the detainees in Guantánamo Bay to U.S. prisons! These are the same individuals caught trying to kill Americans on a mass scale, straight from the war. Are you fucking kidding me, Barack? We really do not need al Qaeda forming cells in prisons out of U.S. citizens – these people are already pissed off at the government for taking away their freedom – especially if they will be released back into society. Have you no common sense or do you want to destroy us from within? My fellow Americans, do you remember Nostradamus predicting World War III being started by the Blue Turban? The third Antichrist predicted is called "Mabus." Add an O and A and scramble, it becomes Obama U.S. Michel de Nostredame was still just one letter off.
Mike Homa
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