Dear Editor, On Friday evening, March 21, at the Victory Grill, Spike Gillespie and a troupe of mostly women performed The Dick Monologues. Why "Dick" and not "Penis" as like The Vagina Monologues? I see this as retro-feminist sexism. I thought we'd moved past this crap, people. I find this similar to subtle racism. A rising tide should raise all ships. Progressive modern people should be past oppressing someone else for their own empowerment. I mean hell, there weren't any guys doing The Vagina Monologues. I mean what do guys really know about vaginas? They don't have one! And pardon my assumption, this being 2008 and all, but I'm guessing none of these women has a penis. This may seem silly to some of you, but if this were guys doing a spin-off called The Pussy Dialogues, people would be up in arms and willing to protest.