Paramount Theatre
Nothing Worth Crapping On
RECEIVED Tue., Jan. 9, 2007
Dear Editor,
The recent occurrence of dead birds near the state Capitol is of no surprise to longtime state office workers. I have observed through the years that birds tend to fly upside down around this area. Occasionally, they become disoriented and crash into surrounding high-rise buildings. The reason for the inverted flight is that they find nothing worth shitting on. Please inform the local citizenry of this phenomenon, as the state Legislature is in session, and there will be more instances of this kind until they adjourn.
The recent occurrence of dead birds near the state Capitol is of no surprise to longtime state office workers. I have observed through the years that birds tend to fly upside down around this area. Occasionally, they become disoriented and crash into surrounding high-rise buildings. The reason for the inverted flight is that they find nothing worth shitting on. Please inform the local citizenry of this phenomenon, as the state Legislature is in session, and there will be more instances of this kind until they adjourn.
RJ Viator
