I Think I'm the Reactionary Hunter S. Thompson Without Being Funny, Clever, or Very Perceptive (Oh, and I Can't Write)
RECEIVED Mon., Dec. 18, 2006
Editors and “Postmarks,” It just dawned on me as to who the presidential candidate for the Democrats should be in 2008. The guy is an artist, writer/author, vegetarian, drug addict, hates Jews and Christians, rumored to be bisexual, has no tolerance for any opinions other than his own, and worst (or best) of all, he's a socialist and a great public speaker. Lucky for Hillary though, Hitler is dead ... or so they say.
Kurt Standiford
[Editor responds: Save this letter – there are too few examples of amoral, bulletproof stupidity so completely unencumbered by intelligence, insight, compassion, or thought.]