A Disguised Attack on the Church – Clever, Clever

RECEIVED Tue., April 18, 2006

Dear Editor,
    In all the immigration protest, no one seems willing to point out how much of the problem lies at the door of the ultimate corporation.
    This firm is the largest going concern on the planet, pays no taxes, and creates many many many million more little corporate worker bees every year. In fact, a basic corporate tenet is that corporate workers must keep creating new workers. To attempt to not do so is not only against the law.
    It's a sin!
    They eat the body of their leader, drink his blood, believe he rose from the dead, and will do so again any day now ... and we're the crazy ones for suggesting that the greatest threat to this planet is not immigration; it's simply too many people. Any corporation forcing more people to breed every day should be outlawed, for the sake of every living thing on this planet.
    Or is that politically incorrect?
    Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Kyle Swanson
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