The Australian Term for Dumb

Dear Editor,
    We, the undermentioned, Ernest Stewart and Kevin Mills, apologise to the American cowboy for the actions of an alleged Aussie (really a Kiwi), one Heath Ledger, for his actions in declaring cowboys homosexual! This is a blatant lie, and I am certain that John Wayne would be turning in his grave.
    To all cowboys, please accept our apologies, unreservedly. Thank you.