Like Blaming the Flood on Noah

Dear Editor,
    I want to personally thank our resident midget granny for finally getting the hell out of the GOP. I feel terribly sorry for my good friend Kinky. Poor man is running as an Independent, now he has to deal with the association of having One Nuts Granny running as one as well. Before she runs for governor, someone might want to tell her that the governor has very little power in Texas; blaming the failure of school finance on him is like blaming Noah for not stopping the rain. But hey, if it makes political points among people as ignorant as [Carole Keeton] Strayhorn, so be it. Thank you for your time and consideration.