Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Don't Mess With Lance
RECEIVED Mon., July 26, 2004
Dear Editor,
The cheese-eating surrender-monkeys of France and their eternal enemies the Germans have been booing President Bush for over a year. Now they are booing Lance Armstrong, a Texan, who is well on his way to winning a record sixth Tour de France. Don't mess with Texas, where real men eat steak, not quiche.
The cheese-eating surrender-monkeys of France and their eternal enemies the Germans have been booing President Bush for over a year. Now they are booing Lance Armstrong, a Texan, who is well on his way to winning a record sixth Tour de France. Don't mess with Texas, where real men eat steak, not quiche.
John Jaeger
[Ed. note: This letter was received shortly before Armstrong did indeed win his sixth Tour de France.]
