Listen, you’re either a wonderful person who loves Napoleon Dynamite, or you don’t like it and I doubt all your life choices. There’s not a lot of middle ground when it comes to this mid-Aughts masterpiece. The only surprising thing is that it’s been 20 years, and you’re old. But never too old to enjoy a night of Tina and tots with a trusty trio of stars. That’s right, Napoleon himself (Jon Heder) will be here with Uncle Rico (Jon Gries) and Pedro (Efren Ramirez) to dish on too-hot heads and throwing that football over them mountains. Watch the movie and party with the stars at the Paramount. Speaking as someone who’s toured all the filming spots in Preston, Idaho, trust me. This is gonna be good.: – Cat McCarrey
Thu., Sept. 12