1-800-Clown Town

According to organizer Clussy Fou – of Austin-branch clown troupe Fou Fou Ha – what unfolds within Kick Butt Coffee this Friday isn’t your ordinary night out in ATX. No, no: This is “a crossing of the streams fusion of drag, burlesque, comedy, circus arts, and even a slash of horror to keep you feeling alive.” As such, expect a vendor market of beautiful baubles, creative cocktails, fine foods, and “a seriously questionable raffle” in addition to the totally terrific variety show onstage. But how will you and your merry band of fools get to this performance of a lifetime? Perhaps in one car – eco-friendly, yes – that’s comically small, but somehow you all fit inside? Just a thought! – James Scott