Austin Pie Fest

This means pies of all kinds – dessert pies, savory pies, Frito pies, you name it. (As if everyone in the city were suddenly clones of Gabrielle Faust!) This family-friendly event features open-to-the-public contests in all of those nommable categories, and – because it's presented by the Austin Bar Association, y'see – a chance to pie some lawyer right in the face. Bonus: live music, adult beverages.