The AggreGAYtor: August 30

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Tony Perkins discovers new math, Tan Mom goes on a bender, and Ann Romney goes Stepford. Today’s AggreGAYtor is having a brain tumor for breakfast.

• The straight American huckster responsible for “Gay Girl in Damascus” launches fiction career. At least he’s calling it fiction this time.

• Awesome German dad dons skirt in support of gender-variant child.

• Dressage bronie Ann Romney wants to talk about her “real marriage.”

• Incompetent pollster Tony Perkins claims that very few people support marriage equality. Of course, counting has never been a strong point for the evangelical right.

• Startled jackrabbit Pete Sessions is fine with gay Republicans, as long as they aren’t gay gay.

• RuPaul has several things to say in new comic book.

• Marine Corps Commandant confirms that there have been no problems with lifting Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Like duh.

• Repression balloon Maggie Gallagher hasn’t quite convinced her son to go on a culture crusade.

• Illinois throws out complaint of trans woman banned from using proper restroom at Hobby Lobby.

• It’s great that the Saskatoon police have opened a transgender inclusive restroom, but the signage leaves something to be desired.

• San Francisco’s legendary Eagle Tavern re-opens under new owners.

• Infamous Oompa-Loompa Tan Mom makes spectacle of herself at New York gay club. The black light must have been brutal.

• Atlanta Police strike against LGBTQ sex traffickers.

• Michigan researchers reveal harm in saying “that’s so gay.”

• Planned Parenthood launches LGBTQ sex education campaign.

• The University of Texas disappoints in refusing to formally investigate Mark Regnerus’ flawed parenting study, despite new information regarding ethical lapses.

• Texas State will keep Chick-fil-A franchise despite student protests.