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WELCOME TO AUSTIN YOU DELICIOUS QUEERS Yeah, we know you're out there, desperate in your posh hotel suite, having drowned your loneliness in trail mix, M&Ms, and those teeny bottles of Gallo from the minibar, cruising the Craigslist personals to find some shred of human connection – your tribe in the ATX…

Why, sweetheart, why? Why risk a social disease or staph infection when you can simply find your people right here at Austin's hot shit alternative newsweekly, in the Gay Place? Come learn about all the great LGBTQIness happening in our fair city. We'll be covering all three conferences, on- and off-official SXSW propertyness in this and next issue, plus in all three of the SXSW dailies. In print, just go to the Calendar section in the back, and look for the little crown. Online, click here.

If you are a great big queer (or are super friendly and presenting something of specific LBGT-interest), please get in contact. Right now! EMAIL US!!!! (And just to keep things organized, please put GPB SENT ME in your subject header!) Let us list the crap out of your stuff and pass it along to one of the most literately sassy queerwad readerships in the universe.

C'mon sugarpuss, your big gay pedicab is waiting. (And keep checking back every single minute. We'll be adding all sorts o' faggoty shizzlenizzle all throughout the conference.)