All Balls Don't Bounce

This SXSW band/blog/wristband blow-up keeps generating all sorts of juicy tabloid yuks for people with way too much time on their hands, as Chronicle captain Louis Black stokes the flames in this week's "Page Two" and Austinist still has plenty to say, of course. It's even spilled over to our politically minded sister blog Chronic, where on the comment thread of the "South by Oh Snap!" post, TCB discovered this little gem courtesy of one "nad lover":

"I rather talk about Chris Grey's balls…he's dreamy!"


He always thought they were rather nice himself, but spelling aside, TCB is so overcome with pride he can hardly type. This must be what it feels like to be Kid Rock or something.