https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2006-10-25/413836/

Worst Press Release Headline of the Campaign

By Lee Nichols, October 25, 2006, 3:03pm, Newsdesk

"Texas has a fever - and the only prescription is more Chris Bell"

No, seriously – they really sent out a release with that as the title. Is it a headline, or a bad come-on in a singles bar?