Pandemic Blues
Being broken up with is hard.
181-210 of 654 entries
The Luv Doc, Jan. 28, 2021
Poo
Is not a rose nor does it smell like one
Jan. 21, 2021
An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.
The Luv Doc, Jan. 14, 2021
Low Libido
When the oxygen mask drops, you use it on yourself first
The Luv Doc, Jan. 7, 2021
That’s What We Do
Earth has pretty much always been a shitshow
The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2020
An Established Tradition
It's really hard to stab someone to death with an icicle
Dec. 23, 2020
A Formal Issue
The premise of average sexual frequency is somewhat ridiculous
The Luv Doc, Dec. 17, 2020
The Wrong Message
Why your conscience is nagging you
The Luv Doc, Dec. 10, 2020
Doesn't Believe in Therapy
The Luv Doc has some great news for those of modest mental acuity
The Luv Doc, Dec. 3, 2020
Fortunately Pets Can’t Read
A little wallow in the unpleasantries of modern politics with the greatest patriotic advice columnist in modern history
The Luv Doc, Nov. 25, 2020
Slower and Stupider
Literally no one would live in Russia without vodka
The Luv Doc, Nov. 19, 2020
A Lot of Work to Do
The Luv Doc still has some kinks to iron out with the whole time travel deal
The Luv Doc, Nov. 12, 2020
A Motivated Electorate
The last vicious lunge of the cornered rat of white American hegemony
The Luv Doc, Nov. 5, 2020
A Real A-Hole
Nobody likes getting walked on – unless maybe it's a middle aged man with back problems
The Luv Doc, Oct. 29, 2020
Frozen
Plenty of people love a good schvitz!
The Luv Doc, Oct. 22, 2020
High Anxiety
Minds seem to be happiest when they’re not doing a lot of thinking
The Luv Doc, Oct. 15, 2020
He Says He Likes Music
It's OK to not like music
Oct. 8, 2020
A White Suit
You can never be underdressed.
Oct. 1, 2020
The Devil’s Playthings
Your nation is counting on you!
The Luv Doc, Sept. 24, 2020
A Good Deadbolt
Parent sex is kind of like death
The Luv Doc, Sept. 17, 2020
Fear
The defining characteristic of all right wing nut jobs
The Luv Doc, Sept. 10, 2020
A Potentially Awkward Conversation
Vanilla is America’s favorite ice cream flavor!
The Luv Doc, Sept. 3, 2020
Outside of Austin
The Luv Doc is not going to throw Lampasas under the bus
The Luv Doc, Aug. 27, 2020
Bickering
Video can be a really effective learning device
The Luv Doc, Aug. 20, 2020
A Cult of Ignorance
Belligerent idiocy has been trending in America since we started tossing tea in Boston Harbor
The Luv Doc, Aug. 13, 2020
Demon Sperm
Or the danger of a couple of bucketfuls of errant, herpetic, demon ejaculate
The Luv Doc, Aug. 6, 2020
Normally a Dog Lover
The personal grooming equivalent of buying a crotch rocket
The Luv Doc, July 30, 2020
The Man Bar
The best advice the Luv Doc can give is to not take his advice
The Luv Doc, July 23, 2020
Big, Dumb & Inexplicably Lucky
How about some empathy for the simpletons?
The Luv Doc, July 16, 2020
Attitude is Everything
The fundamentally trite platitude at the crux of eternal recurrence
