10 to 12 Beers
We’re smarter these days - even with that 20% covid brain loss
121-150 of 654 entries
The Luv Doc, March 24, 2022
Bonne Chance
The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0
The Luv Doc, March 17, 2022
In Memoriam
Sweet Neil is gone but not forgotten
The Luv Doc, March 10, 2022
Busting Chops
An unforgivable sign of weakness
The Luv Doc, March 3, 2022
Boring People
Ask not from whom the dull tolls. It tolls from thee.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 24, 2022
A Drunken Sailor
If you’re looking to avoid a shark attack or a tsunami, Kansas is the place to be
The Luv Doc, Feb. 17, 2022
Giving Permission
Not everyone is a pro-level emotional manipulator
The Luv Doc, Feb. 10, 2022
A Break Is a Break
Regardless of what the book burners will tell you, more science is always better than less science.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 3, 2022
A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
Further proof that Latin is a trash language
The Luv Doc, Jan. 27, 2022
Strong off the Bench
An exciting opportunity to trot out a bunch of tired sports metaphors
The Luv Doc, Jan. 20, 2022
Little Agents of Satan
Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line
The Luv Doc, Jan. 13, 2022
An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble
The Luv Doc, Jan. 6, 2022
Don't Bother Knockin'
OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers
The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2021
Thy Neighbor’s Landscaper
Capitalism has its shortfalls
Dec. 22, 2021
Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
The real lede, of course, is ... celebrities!
The Luv Doc, Dec. 16, 2021
A Bit Desperate
A gateway to a very dark shame spiral
The Luv Doc, Dec. 9, 2021
Early Morning Texts
The DPS never sends out Amber Alerts at 1am.
The Luv Doc, Dec. 2, 2021
Cranberry Volcano
People who don't have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest
The Luv Doc, Nov. 24, 2021
Doomsday Scenarios
The guy exactly no woman wants to date
The Luv Doc, Nov. 18, 2021
Big Enough Balls
You can't take away something's purpose without some reflexive pushback
The Luv Doc, Nov. 11, 2021
Dogstar Dick
Maybe "Junior Johnson" could be the sequel?
The Luv Doc, Nov. 4, 2021
A Pat on the Head
The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones
The Luv Doc, Oct. 28, 2021
Blowing Smoke
Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.
The Luv Doc, Oct. 21, 2021
TXT ME BK
Where U at?
The Luv Doc, Oct. 14, 2021
He Doesn’t Dance
Otherwise known as reactive immobility
The Luv Doc, Oct. 7, 2021
An On-the-Ball Housedaddy
Would a moat increase your property value?
The Luv Doc, Sept. 30, 2021
A Secret Eye Roll
The internet is chock-full of tips on tipping
The Luv Doc, Sept. 23, 2021
Space Limitations
This is super readable!
The Luv Doc, Sept. 16, 2021
A Better Business Plan
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
The Luv Doc, Sept. 9, 2021
A Little Dahoo Dores
We have to make space in our hearts for the paste-eaters like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick
