A Raging Alcoholic
The kind of memory that burns brightly for all eternity
91-120 of 654 entries
The Luv Doc, Oct. 20, 2022
Luv Doc: Getting Ditched
When you gotta go you gotta go!
The Luv Doc, Oct. 13, 2022
Flip Dictum
Wherein the Luv Doc engages in some easy moralizing
The Luv Doc, Oct. 6, 2022
No Questions, Just Answers
Two is plenty, thank you
The Luv Doc, Sept. 29, 2022
Her Own YouTube Channel
The Luv Doc is not trying to fetish shame
The Luv Doc, Sept. 22, 2022
The Way They Process Time
Oblivion and lack of ill intent might be good explanations, but they’re not good excuses
The Luv Doc, Sept. 15, 2022
Always Exploring Boundaries
Austin has a long tradition of allowing children into unseemly places
The Luv Doc, Sept. 8, 2022
A Pound of Butter
Missionary sex is totally reasonable
The Luv Doc, Sept. 1, 2022
A Thin Mustache
True iconoclasty in America is in woefully short supply
The Luv Doc, Aug. 25, 2022
Already Failing
The Luv Doc’s Hawt Tipz for #backtoskool
The Luv Doc, Aug. 18, 2022
Hard on Leos
Maybe it’s time to ditch the astrolabe
The Luv Doc, Aug. 11, 2022
Lactometer
I like some milk that takes its time oozing out of the jug … like toothpaste … or soft serve … or that refrigerated premade cookie dough the lazy parents always get
The Luv Doc, Aug. 4, 2022
Pot Smokers
What kind of monster doesn’t feel a paternal urge to shelter the innocent?
The Luv Doc, July 28, 2022
Stopping to Pee
He was always in a hurry
The Luv Doc, July 21, 2022
A Humbling Amount of Zeros
Wrap yourself in the healthy, comforting embrace of pragmatism.
The Luv Doc, July 14, 2022
A One-Way Ticket to Johnson City
Are yuppies still a thing?
The Luv Doc, July 7, 2022
A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
Why does Donald Trump never spray-tan his eye sockets?
The Luv Doc, June 30, 2022
Bad Haircut
Men are really sensitive about women’s hair
The Luv Doc, June 23, 2022
A Disgusting Pig
Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?
The Luv Doc, June 16, 2022
Cat Sitter
Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins
The Luv Doc, June 9, 2022
Late-Night Texts
NORMAL PEOPLE TURN OFF THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP
The Luv Doc, June 2, 2022
A Situationship
Love should be an affirmation not a concession.
The Luv Doc, May 26, 2022
Three Yards
… is a shit ton
The Luv Doc, May 19, 2022
Not Your Gig
Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.
The Luv Doc, May 12, 2022
Personal Trainer
No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge
The Luv Doc, May 5, 2022
Stoned Alone
On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers
The Luv Doc, April 28, 2022
Trojan Rain
The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual
The Luv Doc, April 21, 2022
Privacy Fence
A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too
The Luv Doc, April 14, 2022
No Thanks
The fundamental nature of entitled people
The Luv Doc, April 7, 2022
Probably a Rat
Can cats see ghosts?
