Shave Everything
You’re more than just a collection of productive hair follicles.
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The Luv Doc, June 14, 2012
Not Getting Used
Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night
The Luv Doc, June 7, 2012
The Friend of Your Friend's Enemy
If you’re the friend of your friend’s enemy, doesn’t that make you the enemy of your friend?
The Luv Doc, May 31, 2012
Abortion is a Sticky Wicket
Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.
The Luv Doc, May 24, 2012
That extra syllable is a huuuge time-waster
The patient gentility of the anagram ASAP
May 17, 2012
Italian Boyfriends and Perky, Bleach-Blonde Updos
In the real world of the 99-percenter, however, moral questions are rarely black-and-white
The Luv Doc, May 10, 2012
The Stockholm Syndrome
Volleyball: Seriously, it’s like a crowded game of badminton with a huge, unfeathered cock
The Luv Doc, May 3, 2012
The Mind-Numbing Hell of Child-Oriented Places
For aeons, child rearing was just a begrudging afterthought, and somehow humanity managed to march forward
The Luv Doc, April 26, 2012
Bikinis, Banana Hammocks, and Baby Oil
You can never be overdressed or overeducated
The Luv Doc, April 19, 2012
Stop Talking About Your Workout. Forever.
A great body doesn’t make you interesting, it just makes your dullness slightly more tolerable.
The Luv Doc, April 12, 2012
Parachute Pants and a Kentucky Waterfall
A miniature pony is an even awesomer chick magnet than an IROC-Z
The Luv Doc, April 5, 2012
Insufferable Narcissists
Just the act of procreative sex is an undertaking of considerable hubris.
March 29, 2012
Friends
March 22, 2012
Texas Film Hall of Fame
The Luv Doc, March 14, 2012
TechNERDphilia
The Luv Doc, March 8, 2012
Organic Gardening
The Luv Doc, March 1, 2012
Toftation Island
The Luv Doc, Feb. 23, 2012
The Jaw-Dropping Hammer of Thor
Feb. 16, 2012
Teenage Drifters and Truck Stop Prostitutes
Feb. 9, 2012
A Resurgence of Quality Programming
Feb. 2, 2012
It's Called Priapism
Jan. 26, 2012
What Next: Truck Taint?
Jan. 19, 2012
A Mind-Boggling Variety of Sensory Input
Jan. 12, 2012
Carpool Etiquette
Jan. 5, 2012
Empire Control Room & Garage
