Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Beetles, Scientology, questions, stars, and soft drinks
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows is a weekly humor/trivia column by R.U. Steinberg that has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since September 1988.
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 24, 2011
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Elevators on gravity, John Wayne on radioactive dirt, and more on more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 17, 2011
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Cream of tartar, Pasadena, and more than you ever cared to know about Amy Gordon
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 10, 2011
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Plywood, water, the human heart, the kilogram, and Clint Eastwood
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 3, 2011
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Lee Harvey Oswald, Phil Collins, Edwin Booth, and Caligula
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 27, 2011
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John Lennon, GABA, chimps, frazil ice, and out-of-this-world real estate
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 20, 2011
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Shemp, 'O Holy Night,' bathrooms vs. kitchens, and House Bill 81
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 13, 2011
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Fingernails, human population, Comic Sans, U-shaped pins, and Ashton Kutcher
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 6, 2011
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 31, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 24, 2010
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Patron saints of drug dealers; oatmeal for horses; Toad Suck, Ark.; and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 17, 2010
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Porta-potties and President Obama, 'prunes' and 'cheese,' and other interesting tidbits
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 10, 2010
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California Raisins, the 'beard movement,' 12-minute Frankenstein, nonchicken McNuggets, and gold's peak
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 3, 2010
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Black panthers, Sherwood Forest, Texas mortgages, not Snoop Dizzle, and potato-time
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 26, 2010
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Viagra and pandas, helmets and death, Ohio and East Texas, etc.
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 19, 2010
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Pregnant Puritans, potatoes, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 12, 2010
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Spam in Hawaii, toads in China, and more in here
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 5, 2010
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Jimmy Carter, loam, Lassie, figs, and expenses
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 29, 2010
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Spanish Jews, vegetarians, oxen, Gandhi, and tater tots
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 22, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 15, 2010
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Snoop Dogg, Vikings, and more fun facts
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 8, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 1, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 24, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 17, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 10, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 3, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 27, 2010
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 20, 2010
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Aug. 13, 2010
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The criminal justice system, Barry Manilow™, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 6, 2010
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