Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Malnutrition in Iraq, hot dogs in the United States, Ketu
will change into Virgo, and D&D at least once a month
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows is a weekly humor/trivia column by R.U. Steinberg that has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since September 1988.
1021-1050 of 1,352 entries
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 31, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Taking the bark off banana trees with slippers and four
tons of potatoes
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 24, 2004
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Weight Watchers, Teflon, Jacqueline Kennedy, and
the average house
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 17, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Lawrence Welk sells out
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 10, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Resisting enemy interrogation, government-
subsidized
health care, and hula dancing
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 3, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Advice from Butterball and Thanksgiving history
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 26, 2004
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A wholphin, some Harp seal milk, and 1 quadrillion
operations a second
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 19, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Patton fifth in the five; and other great veterans
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 12, 2004
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Arcane ephemera from the bespectacled one
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 5, 2004
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Arcane trivia of the damnned!
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 29, 2004
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Shark defense from the one-armed bandit
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 22, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The rapture: gone like the wind
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 15, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
'Star Wars' and Honey Mushrooms
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 8, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Strange ranchfellows; and the real king of the Jews?
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 1, 2004
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Ben Franklin & Gandhi battle it out with Franciscans
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 24, 2004
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Dachshunds, Delta, Dodgers, dance floor, and ham drippings
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 17, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Spongebob Squarepants, sloppy signifying, and stunning cell-block statistics
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 10, 2004
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Cricket fights, cousins, and birds
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 3, 2004
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 27, 2004
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Deadly decompression, tired tuna, wolfberry the "red diamond," and Stroganov in Siberia
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 20, 2004
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Newt Gingrich, Southern Baptists, and food poisoning
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 13, 2004
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Deep sea diving, absinthe, and Lucy Liu
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 6, 2004
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Bullets, birds, and Booth
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 30, 2004
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OK in Ukraine, Negative decibels in Hawaii, Walt Whitman in Manhattan, and people in Yemen
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 23, 2004
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Bill, James, Lance, Tom, Burt, Ken, Festus, and Tommy
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 16, 2004
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Mr. Smarty Pants, July 9, 2004
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Souls saved, bulletproof vests and suspension bridges made from goat's milk, and gluttonous lighting
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 2, 2004
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Horseshit, oarfish, toothpaste, cheese spread, and mouse traps
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 25, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
There's something familiar about the Japanese weasel
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 18, 2004
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Ted Kennedy, Emmylou Harris, gas, and UFOs
