Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
There are more germs on your body than people in the United States, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows is a weekly humor/trivia column by R.U. Steinberg that has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since September 1988.
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 28, 2007
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 21, 2007
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Fizzy pop and chop, flying Bambiraptors, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 14, 2007
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Grapes, raisins, chocolate, cocoa, onions, and macadamia nuts are no-no's for your bowwow, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 7, 2007
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Drinking under the influence of no sleep, Schulz on skates, and busty suicidal women
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 31, 2007
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Montezuma Red by Elizabeth Arden: the lipstick that says sexy and deadly, perfect for your Marine daughter
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 24, 2007
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The real-world Lasso of Truth, Kerouac's childhood fantasy, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 17, 2007
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Spatial-temporal reasoning, Hitler's favorite movies, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 10, 2007
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7-Eleven for the homeless and underpants for the illiterate
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 3, 2007
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Ink cartridges give people the psych-out
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 27, 2007
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Flipping off Ed Sullivan and flagging down Morse
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 20, 2007
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The arguments against ties and flip-flops
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 13, 2007
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The argument against ties and flip-flops
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 6, 2007
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Benito's birthright and the nitty-gritty on sandpaper
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 29, 2007
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Basinger's fowl collection and breadcrumbs for boo-boos
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 22, 2007
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Scaredy-cat Sylvester Stallone and state security smell samples
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 15, 2007
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Einstein's slippers, and playing six degrees of alcoholism
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 8, 2007
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Flossing for life and marrying in absentia
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 1, 2007
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Camels have come a long way, baby
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 25, 2007
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Mike the Headless Chicken Days, and more bloody tidbits
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 18, 2007
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An old-school potato clock and a famous appendix on ice
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 11, 2007
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Sexy table legs and not-so Puritans
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 4, 2007
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Law and order for adults, and the truth about Einstein's head
Mr. Smarty Pants, April 27, 2007
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Lenin'd last words, the derivation of skiddoo, and Wikipedia gets more cred than the Encyclopaedia Britannica.
Mr. Smarty Pants, April 19, 2007
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Forrest Gump's soft-porn origins, and Oprah knows molting
Mr. Smarty Pants, April 13, 2007
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Houston screws down the Texas Two Step
Mr. Smarty Pants, April 6, 2007
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Mr. Smarty Pants, March 30, 2007
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Knows is The first bank robbery and that shifty Sasquatch
Mr. Smarty Pants, March 23, 2007
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Mr. Smarty Pants, March 16, 2007
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How to keep your moons sparkling
Mr. Smarty Pants, March 9, 2007
ACL Live at the Moody Theater
