Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Good-looking partners, 'anal' SUVs, and more
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
If you lined up the entire population of China in a line and walked by every one, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Hall & Oates met in a gunfight.
Mosquitoes are attracted to potassium.
If you add the prefix "anal" in front of most models of sport utility vehicles and Fords, you will get a perverse sexual activity (i.e., "anal Probe," "anal Trailblazer," "anal Expedition," etc.).
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