Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

What to expect in 2008: a great earthquake, a pole shift, many months of darkness, Princess Diana's ghost, and much more

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Thanks to Google Maps, sleuths discovered in 2005 that the U.S. Navy Exchange building on Bougainville Road in San Diego is shaped like a swastika. The Navy is spending up to $600 million to remodel and reshape the building.

Wondering about your gut feeling? Although your gut doesn't contain brain cells, it is packed with neurons and can function on its own.

During the 19th century cholera epidemic, death rates at the London Homeopathic Hospital were three times lower than at the Middlesex Hospital. Homeopathic sugar pills didn't do anything against cholera. But hideous medical treatments such as bloodletting were actively harmful, so the homeopaths' treatments at least did nothing either way.

According to NewProphecy.net, Yellowstone is supposed to turn into a giant volcano in May 2008, followed by many months of darkness on the earth and the appearance of Princess Diana's ghost in October 2008.

New Bible code findings suggest 2008 could be the year of a great earthquake and pole shift.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit mrsmartypants.com?

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