Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The greatest tragedy of all ... good thing Jesus is on his way
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Feb. 16, 2007
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In 1957, Brazilian farmer Antonio Villas Boas reported that he was abducted by barking aliens who covered him in gel and mated with him.
According to one estimate by Russell Seitz, all the electrons on the Internet combined weigh about 2 ounces.Twenty-five percent of Americans polled by AOL and the Associated Press say they believe that Jesus Christ will return in 2007.
It is estimated that 100 billion people have died since the human race began.