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If you have a gossip columnist, have the courage to stand behind him.
By Louis Black, Fri., March 31, 2000
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Which is why my wife found it so perplexing that when we heard the news that Corcoran had lost his column, I was unhappy instead of joyous. At first, we heard he was fired, and then later learned he had been suspended.
This is an exciting idea: Suspend a biting gossip columnist, and then give him his column back. Thus chastened, what is he going to write about? How many cookies the Tarrytown Girl Scouts sold, or who wore what to the Dells' last party?
If you hire a gossip columnist, have the courage to stand behind him. Even when he makes an idiot of himself. There were days I loathed the column with a pure hatred and a holy righteousness. And I was right -- Corky was being a totally unspeakable asshole. I have serious problems with the column, which I would love to go into. But the idea behind a paper isn't to have everyone nodding their heads in rhythm as they read. Corky's column caused trouble. Often I hated him for it. But you know, every Tuesday and Saturday it was the first thing I read in the Statesman.
There's a much longer column that demands to be written on this, and I'm going to write it. But a death in the family has put a dark blanket over most things. Check us out next week.