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To Love, to Tryst, to Shag!
The quest of the ages is where to find Love. Sometimes desires run along the lines of something a bit more base and a simple Tryst will do. And then there are those down-and-dirty times when what one seeks is simply a good Shag, baby. City of Austin road crews accommodated motorists with explicit directions ("Access to Love," "Access to Tryst," "Access to Shag") during the seemingly endless road work along South First street. Motorists seeking each of these three cunningly named businesses were directed to the locales with prominently placed blue signs announcing true intentions. If only ...
