Best No-Talking Warning at the Movies

Alamo Drafthouse

One of life’s most annoying scenarios is to be stuck in front of morons who must hold a discussion concerning every plot development during a movie. No matter how sotto their voces, you can hear every irritating, distracting word. Hurray, then, for Alamo Drafthouse & Cinema, who show the world’s funniest No Talking During the Movie Simpsons cartoon, then follow it up with the menacing “We Mean It! You talk, we drag your ass out of here!” Which then gives the non-talkers in the audience a chance to cheer and flex their shoulders in a threatening, “Yeah, man, we mean it, too,” attitude. Perfect.

Alamo Drafthouse
Alamo Drafthouse Village, 2700 W. Anderson #701, 512/861-7030
Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar, 1120 S. Lamar, 512/861-7040
Alamo Drafthouse Slaughter Lane, 5701 W. Slaughter, 512/861-7060
Alamo Drafthouse Lakeline, 14028 Hwy. 183 N., 512/861-7070
Alamo Drafthouse Mueller, 1911 Aldrich #120, 512/572-1425
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