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Stella at the Carousel Lounge

Stella resembles Edith from All in the Family, but she rocks like nobody's grandma. She's not afraid to wear miniskirts, flapper duds, glittery hair bows, and a garter around her sixty-something-year-old gam. It's always fun just to watch Stella do her Stella stuff. She'll take your money at the door, and even if the band ain't so hot, she'll take a spin on the dance floor when she can. She doesn't need a partner; Stella grooves all on her own, even if she's the only one out there. Stella knows how to party. But when it's time to go, it's time to go. She'll turn on those lights, start putting chairs on the tables, and let you know Stella's ready to go home. After all, she's got to rest up for the next night.

Carousel Lounge
1110 E. 52nd, 512/452-6790
www.carousellounge.net