The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc thinks this reader might have a malfunctioning amygdala

Let’s pray there’s a giant, flaming asteroid hurtling toward earth that will put an end to this nonsense

Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific

Using a special occasion to even mildly guilt your friends into helping you fund your travel fantasies is a bit gauche

So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap

Every summer day under 100 degrees means that a thousand enthusiastic well-meaning folks will move to Austin

70-93% of all communication is nonverbal

There is only one alternative to getting older, and it definitely involves not getting laid.

Nothing is more dangerous than a control freak who has just figured out the situation is beyond their control.

What good would the Luv Doc be doing if he danced around the hard topics with feeble euphemisms just to placate some nebulous, antiquated, Victorian sensibility?

After a year of relative celibacy, everyone deserves a nice roll in the hay.

A strong case for an easier language like Mandarin

Three strikes and you might be the messiah

Dream-chasing is a baller move

Either you're delighted by fart bubbles or you're not.