The Luv Doc: Freedom Fry Day
Advice for the Fourth of July 2025
1-30 of 1,090 entries
Columns, July 11, 2024
The Luv Doc: Apples to Oranges
Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.
Columns, July 3, 2024
The Luv Doc: STFU
An exceptionally hard message to convey
Columns, June 27, 2024
The Luv Doc: Mutually Assured Destruction
A pretty bum deal if you ask me
Columns, June 20, 2024
The Luv Doc: Money ... It’s a Crime
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie
Columns, June 13, 2024
The Luv Doc: Cowardice
The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba
Columns, June 6, 2024
The Luv Doc: Trending Lately
Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves
Columns, May 30, 2024
The Luv Doc: Absolutely Mental
Parents are crazy in a way that non-parents can’t even begin to imagine
Columns, May 23, 2024
The Luv Doc: Moby Dick McConaughey
People have been spinning tall tales about celebrities in Austin for years
Columns, May 16, 2024
The Luv Doc: Ask the Muleskinner
You go down there
Columns, May 9, 2024
The Luv Doc: Dirty Piggies Everywhere
Eeyore’s is pretty much a foot fetishist’s dream come true, as long as hygiene isn’t an issue
Columns, May 2, 2024
The Luv Doc: Something Relatable
When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split
Columns, April 25, 2024
The Luv Doc: An Orgasm Party
Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August
Columns, April 18, 2024
The Luv Doc: Settling
Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?
Columns, April 11, 2024
The Luv Doc: Be Patient
What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?
Columns, April 4, 2024
The Luv Doc: What Grindr Is Not
It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape
Columns, March 28, 2024
The Luv Doc: AI Casanova
Maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that reeled them in
Columns, March 21, 2024
The Luv Doc: Single Women With Grocery Dogs
Flying a nondescript gray flag and trolling through shallow waters
Columns, March 13, 2024
The Luv Doc: Smells Like Gold Bond
Wear something extra sexy ... with a plunging neckline
Columns, March 7, 2024
The Luv Doc: Office Cuck
Maybe “Remember Fellatio!” will become the new Texas battle cry
Columns, Feb. 29, 2024
The Luv Doc: Middle-Aged, Caucasian, and Cranky
Middle-aged white guys have it tough all over, not just in Texas
Columns, Feb. 22, 2024
The Luv Doc: She’s Not My Friend
Never be the designated driver
Columns, Feb. 15, 2024
The Luv Doc: Purebred
His heart was the size of a peppercorn
Columns, Feb. 8, 2024
The Luv Doc: Maiden Name
Unlike real kids, Sour Patch Kids don’t disappoint.
Columns, Feb. 1, 2024
The Luv Doc: Thermostat Settings
Wherein the Luv Doc offers up a piping hot soup bowl of solutions
Columns, Jan. 25, 2024
The Luv Doc: The Price of Admission
Emotionally unstable, overly dramatic people have a real flair for creating stark memories
Columns, Jan. 18, 2024
The Luv Doc: Sketchy PPE
A real godsend for all the beefeaters with dodgy gnashers
Columns, Jan. 11, 2024
The Luv Doc: Resolve
No one is satisfied with just being better
Columns, Jan. 4, 2024
The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void
Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.
Columns, Dec. 28, 2023
The Luv Doc: Belief Is Magic
Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion
