Mr. Smarty Pants

The rapture: gone like the wind

'Star Wars' and Honey Mushrooms

Strange ranchfellows; and the real king of the Jews?

Ben Franklin & Gandhi battle it out with Franciscans

Dachshunds, Delta, Dodgers, dance floor, and ham drippings

Spongebob Squarepants, sloppy signifying, and stunning cell-block statistics

Cricket fights, cousins, and birds

Deadly decompression, tired tuna, wolfberry the "red diamond," and Stroganov in Siberia

Newt Gingrich, Southern Baptists, and food poisoning

Deep sea diving, absinthe, and Lucy Liu

Bullets, birds, and Booth

OK in Ukraine, Negative decibels in Hawaii, Walt Whitman in Manhattan, and people in Yemen

Bill, James, Lance, Tom, Burt, Ken, Festus, and Tommy

Souls saved, bulletproof vests and suspension bridges made from goat's milk, and gluttonous lighting

Horseshit, oarfish, toothpaste, cheese spread, and mouse traps

There's something familiar about the Japanese weasel

Ted Kennedy, Emmylou Harris, gas, and UFOs

Horn-dogs, the runs, death, pants, and accordions forever

Amos, Andy, admitted atheism, and Amnesty's accounting

Climbing coatimundis, Castro's cash flow, and a culture collector

Ailing Americans, amateur axe-wielders, and active agua areas

Isn't it worth taking 30 seconds to say you've learned something new today?

The Dalai Lama was a swinger.

Cab Calloway careers, cosmetic cutouts, and our country's clothing

Sartre's psychosis, small servings, and soiled soldier seals

Dainty duds for dudes, driving deaths, and delectable dough

A Hindu Heinrich Himmler, a hard of hearing Hoover, and heavenly hemispheres