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Mr. Smarty Pants
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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
His facts will getcha every time
Columns, Dec. 2, 2005
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Who ranks 16th among 21 industrialized nations when it comes to achievement in science?
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Some parts of the Bible are not actually true
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On minding your Q's and W's, the company you keep, and the drinks you drink
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Termites. A thousand million of them.
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Ingrid Bergman, Planet of the Apes, Carnival Cruise Lines, and Grizzly Adams
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Leather Tuscadero, Don Shula, and Alan Shepard in a wet space suit
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Slurpees, Texas slaughterhouses, Tina Louise, and helicopters
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Texas cities claim four of the seven top spots in per capita daily driving in the whole world
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Killer whales, the Pope's e-mail, Stephen Hawking, and thousands of popping toads
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Runaways, lobbyists, philosophers, and Pablo Picasso
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The original sexbot film and the meat of white people
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Saturn's moon Titan has square craters that appear to be lined up along north-south, east-west lines
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Drug makers, belly dancing, and Harrison Ford
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24,000 metal knife-shaped objects of unknown origin and purpose
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Nicolas Cage, albacore tuna, remote viewers, and the Shah of Iran
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Sex, oil, bikes, booze, and plasma
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Next year the United States will spend as much on defense as the rest of the world combined
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Kim Cattrall vs. a monkey
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Dead hair and Nixon's psychic
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