SECTIONS
SEARCH
ADVERTISE
SEARCH
News
Food
Music
Screens
Arts
Columns
Queer
Events
Classifieds
Support Us
CANCEL
Home Page
Austin FC
Summer Camps
Pride Events
Summer Events
Online Store
News
Daily News
Elections
Opinion
Civic Events
News Archives
Food
Daily Food
Food & Drink Events
Reviews
Best of Austin: Restaurants
Restaurant Guide
Hot Sauce Festival
Food Archives
Music
Daily Music
Reviews
Live Music
Austin Music Awards
Music Archives
Screens
Daily Screens
New Reviews
Showtimes
Movie Picks
Screens Archives
Arts
Daily Arts
Arts Events
Arts Reviews
Book Reviews
Snapshot
Qmmunity
Arts Archives
Qmmunity
Daily Qmmunity
Qmmunity Events
Weekly Column
Qmmunity Archives
Events
Home
All Events
Live Music
Movies
Food & Drink Events
Community Events
Arts Events
Qmmunity Events
Events Blog
Contests
Summer Camps
Summer Events
Submit an Event
Classifieds
Jobs
Legals
Marketplace
Licensed Massage
Back Page
Music
Obituaries
Real Estate
Place an Ad
Columns
The Austin Chronic
Qmmunity
The Luv Doc
Day Trips
The Verde Report
We Have an Issue
The Common Law
Opinion
Oops!
Retired Columns
More
Best of Austin
Comics
Comments
Crossword
Letters
Newsletters
Oops!
Photos
Audio/Video
Visitors Guide
Find a Paper
Online Store
Support Us
Archives
Site Map
Advertise With Us
Support the Chronicle
Archives
Authors p-t
Mr. Smarty Pants
931-960 of 1,340 entries
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Deadly doctors and dentists' drills
Columns, June 30, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Deadly doctors and dentists' drills
Columns, June 23, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Prison populations and a Polish pope
Columns, June 16, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Prison populations and a Polish pope
Columns, June 9, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Pat Robertson pumps ungodly amounts of iron, rumba for women's rights, and more
Columns, June 2, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The ever-dapper Teddy Roosevelt, the "no-mow" movement, and more
Columns, May 26, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Simian septuagenarians
Columns, May 19, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Puggles, Labradoodles, and Christopher Columbus
Columns, May 12, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Where rock stars go to die
Columns, May 5, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Res Inexplicata Volans, chocolate milk
Columns, April 28, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
We have mo bananas today
Columns, April 21, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
We have mo bananas today
Columns, April 14, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
James K. Polk: The Catheterizer
Columns, April 7, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Redefining "going postal," and dirty, dirty Americans
Columns, March 31, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Those crazy, crazy presidents
Columns, March 24, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Zebras are evolving something fierce, and how to gauge your shotgun
Columns, March 17, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Def Leppard keeps good company, Toxoplasma runs rampant, and more
Columns, March 10, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The MGM Grand is indeed grand, and cancer-sniffing dogs
Columns, March 3, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The MGM Grand is indeed grand, and cancer-sniffing dogs
Columns, Feb. 24, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
What's French for "banana"
Columns, Feb. 17, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Columns, Feb. 10, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Eat and walk
Columns, Feb. 3, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
No free hula
Columns, Jan. 27, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The rules of bowling, and one doozy of a Chilean diplomat
Columns, Jan. 20, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Confucius say "takitos," and J.K. Rowling gets 'Fresh'
Columns, Jan. 13, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Columns, Jan. 6, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Columns, Dec. 30, 2005
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Columns, Dec. 23, 2005
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Queen Elizabeth keeps her Cheerios fresh and clean
Columns, Dec. 16, 2005
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Students swearing at teachers, penguins coining credos - what's next?
Columns, Dec. 9, 2005
«
1
‹
BACK
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
NEXT
›
45
»
TODAY'S EVENTS
Sabrina Ellis, Sydney Wright, Sisi, Kalu James
Radio/East
Juneteenth Pride
at Cheer Up Charlies
Austin Asian American Film Festival
at AFS Cinema
MUSIC
|
MOVIES
|
ARTS
|
COMMUNITY
NEWSLETTERS
Subscribe to All
One click gets you all the newsletters listed below
Chronicle Daily
Breaking news, arts coverage, and daily events
Austin Events
Keep up with happenings around town
The Austin Chronic
Kevin Curtin's bimonthly cannabis musings
Qmmunity
Austin's queerest news and events
The Verde Report
Eric Goodman's Austin FC column, other soccer news
Subscribe
Information is power. Support the free press, so we can support Austin.
Support the
Chronicle