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Columns, Feb. 2, 2007
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The Sabbath-Jethro connection, and the drunkest city in America
Columns, Jan. 26, 2007
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The LAPD goes 007
Columns, Jan. 19, 2007
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Queen Victoria's burial booty, and catching up with the Oyls
Columns, Jan. 12, 2007
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Thornton's fear of furniture, and lounging "lot lizards"
Columns, Jan. 5, 2007
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
It's about time for the end of time
Columns, Dec. 29, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Folk-rock grudge match and the unmanning of men
Columns, Dec. 22, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
French votes, Brit blokes, and tiny notes
Columns, Dec. 15, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The monkey bite heard round the world
Columns, Dec. 8, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The state of oil and doggie doppelgängers
Columns, Dec. 1, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Avoiding la guillotine, and catching up with Van Hawk
Columns, Nov. 24, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Idi Amin's musical aspirations and the death of cursive
Columns, Nov. 17, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Peppermint Patty's broken home, and the sperm vs. hair debate rages on
Columns, Nov. 10, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Howdy Doody's double and when to spank a monkey
Columns, Nov. 3, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
In 1970, breaking up was easy to do
Columns, Oct. 27, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The origins of the Purple One and Clark Kent's raison d'être
Columns, Oct. 20, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Royal tattoos, and the award for tallest actor goes to ...
Columns, Oct. 13, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Dancing from Canada to Austin, and where not to tether a pregnant pig
Columns, Oct. 6, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The president pushes the button ... the Fresca button
Columns, Sept. 29, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
No feeding the poor in Vegas, and a history of the avocado
Columns, Sept. 22, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
What exactly does that "J" stand for in Michael J. Fox?
Columns, Sept. 15, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The bikes for weapons program takes off in Congo
Columns, Sept. 8, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
John Wayne dies and dies again, and regression on the gas-mileage front
Columns, Sept. 1, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Charles Lindbergh's Lindy and Fred MacMurray's Marvel
Columns, Aug. 25, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The politics of Fluffernutter and Dylan channels the Everly Brothers
Columns, Aug. 18, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Keeping Ronald Reagan moving
Columns, Aug. 11, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Kickin' it at fairy camp and where to send your salami
Columns, Aug. 4, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Asian women using skin whiteners; polygamy now more popular than ever
Columns, July 28, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Try Domino's reindeer sausage pizza ... in Iceland.
Columns, July 21, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Neuroses aren't so sexy after all
