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7-Eleven for the homeless and underpants for the illiterate
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Ink cartridges give people the psych-out
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Benito's birthright and the nitty-gritty on sandpaper
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Basinger's fowl collection and breadcrumbs for boo-boos
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Scaredy-cat Sylvester Stallone and state security smell samples
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Einstein's slippers, and playing six degrees of alcoholism
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Flossing for life and marrying in absentia
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Camels have come a long way, baby
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Mike the Headless Chicken Days, and more bloody tidbits
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An old-school potato clock and a famous appendix on ice
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Sexy table legs and not-so Puritans
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Law and order for adults, and the truth about Einstein's head
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Forrest Gump's soft-porn origins, and Oprah knows molting
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Houston screws down the Texas Two Step
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How to keep your moons sparkling
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A Norwegian doomsday vault and Poe's pussy muse.
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Cookin' good with Ho Chi Minh and rappin' with the birds
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The greatest tragedy of all ... good thing Jesus is on his way
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O, verily, thou needest not a dictionary
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