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Mr. Smarty Pants
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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The first modern water bed, the last chance for witches and their friends to stir up trouble before spring, and more
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President Coolidge and his wallaby, ethicists and their bad behavior, and more
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The state (and world's toughest) dog of North Carolina is the Plott Hound, Indiana Jones' first name is Henry and more fun facts
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he benefits of exercise and alcohol together, why Tibetans loved to be devoured by dogs, and more
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Elvis Presley had a sense of humor, selective categorizations of sectarian violence in Iraq, and more
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ee-through frogs, Hugh Hefner's peacocks and spider monkeys, and more
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echnical information doubling every four years, famous skiffle musicians, laughing orangutans, and more
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What smells worse, Limburger or body odor?
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Frank Sinatra's mom and abortion, President Bust and paper-shredding Chinese women and condoms, and more
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What to expect in 2008: a great earthquake, a pole shift, many months of darkness, Princess Diana's ghost, and much more
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The virtual improbability of online coupling, Picasso's superstitious aversion to charity, and more
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There are more World of Warcraft players in the U.S. than farmers, all about the skiffle craze, and more
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The real meaning of the word 'dork' is 'a whale's penis,' the first Beatle to visit America was George Harrison, and more
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Marijuana arrests in the U.S. set all-time record, Louisiana has more bridges than any other state, and more
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Rats in India like curry, at fast-food restaurants there are more bacteria in ice machines than in toilets, and more
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Darwin's death, gorging on glutamates, and more
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Harpo Marx loved black jelly beans, Roman Emperor Claudius believed in the healthful quality of farting, and more
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The widest street in Europe, the true meaning of the word 'buster,' and more
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Tequila's becoming more expensive, Americans are getting shorter, and more
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A more politically correct Barbie, lethal TV remotes, and more
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There are more germs on your body than people in the United States, and more
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