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Controlling coyotes with chocolate, the Snickers 'Marathon,' and more
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Eggplants, fountain pens, and gas, oh my!
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Hurricanes, typhoons, and hemophobia
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Tina Fey, D.W. Griffith, and jass, the American art form
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Frankincense, adverbs, and porn, oh my!
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Muses, cockroaches, and more
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A toilet-seat art museum, aliens exist, and more
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The father of our country and the father of American foxhounds, beeswax as cervical caps, and more
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The unoriginal Oreo, humans get HIV from monkeys, and more
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Microwave popcorn with cell phones, slurpin' Slurpees for 43 years, and more
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Thomas Jefferson an early bird, the founder of 'Founding Fathers,' and more
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Sex equals money, the Beatles consider a reunion show for $3,000, and more
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Cameron Diaz likes sexy firefighters, the Bugatti Veyron's fuel efficiency, and more
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The Mary Tyler
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and Irish whores, exfoliate before application, and more
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An ex-Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan writes a sex book as a woman, 10% of Brits think George W. is their leader, and more
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Neil Young and model trains, beans and Cokes for the Beatles, and more
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Whale puke, George Costanza, coffee – the miracle drug, and more
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The surface area of a human lung equals that of a tennis court, the coldest McDonald's, and more
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Ben and Jerry take a $5 ice cream making class, a tasty treat can double a python's liver size, and more
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Spaghetti made from coca leaf flour and Bolognese sauce made from llama meat, temperamental Alfred Hitchcock, and more
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Panama hats originated in Ecuador, Winnie the Pooh's real name, and more
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