Mr. Smarty Pants

Catfish hate cold water, Americans chew less, and more

Only one woman fought in the Revolutionary War, only prostitutes dance the tango, and more

British 'krimmies,' weaselly wolverines, and more

'Offended liverwurst,' kosher Kate Moss, and more

'Hawley's Comet, ashy cheeses, and more

Twittering terrorists, 'Facial Expressions of Chicken,' and more

Cardboard Diners Club cards, Jerry Lewis loves clowns, and more

Bearded women saints, German 'quiche,' and more

Dog fetches meteorite, prank faxes in space, and more

Starbucks in church, Brits tortured Obama's grandfather, and more

Utah loves porn, cheesy larva, and more

Accuracy of the musical memory, Lincoln questions the divinity of Christ, and more

Squids mate in February, genetic mutation causes blue eyes, and more

Queen Elizabeth's YouTube channel, the truth behind daylight saving time, and more

Scrabble champions, Manila (hemp) folders, grapefruit-scented sweat, and more

Feet muscles, 'gateway' bands, and more

International Year of Astronomy, Gen. Patton's nine lives, and more

L.A.'s car population, 'so help me God,' and more

Good-looking partners, 'anal' SUVs, and more

The sex life of daddy longlegs, the real age of Beethoven, and more

THC for Alzheimer's, England for kilts, and more

Dubai's crane population, European eating habits, and more

Health vs. length, Texas vs. New York, and more

Bagels from Egypt, beer bottles for Buddhists, and more

Saving the Marx Brothers' childhood home, energy-draining migraines, and more

Royal fruit, no pants, and more

Quadruplet armadillos, 20 million on wheels, and more

Controlling coyotes with chocolate, the Snickers 'Marathon,' and more