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Dear Editor,
    An open letter to the juvenile asshat amateur pyrotechnic setting off fireworks in the Zach Theatre area for the last number of years:
    Dear self-centered juvenile asshat,
    In the three-block distance between Zilker Park and the Butler golf course, the exact area in which you've been setting off occasional fireworks between 2am and 5am for years now, are at least seven multifamily properties. This equates to well over 1,000 residents, ALL OF WHOM need to sleep at night, and many of whom have pets, such as cats and dogs who become very anxious when loud explosions go off randomly through the night.
    But you already know that because your entire purpose in setting them off like an errant 12-year-old brat, is to get attention by upsetting the sleep and inner peace of tired, hardworking fellow Austinites. Well done. You're a big big man! We're all super impressed by your machismo and power over us!
    My poor, anxious rescue cat, however, begs you to have some small shred of decency and concern for him and other innocent animals who are being TRAUMATIZED weekly by your incredible lack of concern for your fellow living creatures.
    Just stop. For the love of god, grow a conscience, a heart, or a basic sense of humanity. Seriously, grow the fuck up. Stay home and watch porn like a normal delinquent. Jesus.